we're blogging at a bar
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
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I slept with him to see his dog one last time
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
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I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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