Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
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my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
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Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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