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I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
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Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
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I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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