I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
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im calling her cock vulture from now on
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
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2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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