i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
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Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
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So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
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i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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