I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
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Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
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I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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