its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
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I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
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I'm super disappointed in my clit.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
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