Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
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i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
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Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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