is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
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Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
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Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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