so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
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I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
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Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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