it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Small penises have feelings too.
I don't think brook has ever known best
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
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Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
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Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
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