what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
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I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
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She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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