It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
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Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
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Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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