google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
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do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
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So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
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