Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
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please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
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He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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