So drunk its hurt
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
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Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
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Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
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