I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
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So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
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I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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