Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
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just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
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I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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