she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
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I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
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I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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