Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
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You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
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I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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