My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
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I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
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I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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