"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
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I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
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We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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