So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
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Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
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What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
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