it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
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the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
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He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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