Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
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You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
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Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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