you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
I wish life had little blips of pornography
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
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I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
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The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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