it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
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Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
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I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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