Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
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Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
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so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
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