was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
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Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
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Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
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