we're blogging at a bar
Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
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Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
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My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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