i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
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He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
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I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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