turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
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so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
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I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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