if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
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I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
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Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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