Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
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in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
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Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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