we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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