If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
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Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
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Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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