all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
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Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
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She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
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