My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
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was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
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Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
My dad just said "fuck circus"
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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