need another drink. this is the easiest way
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
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I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
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This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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