With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
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composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
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I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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