38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
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Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
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I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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