So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
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I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
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For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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