**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
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He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
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Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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