I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
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It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
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did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
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