I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
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He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
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If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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