Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
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I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
the gays at disneyland are vicious
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
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I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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