she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
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I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
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You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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