Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
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I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
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She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
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