He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
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library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
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I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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