i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
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Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
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why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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